Massage Therapy Humor
You Might be a Massage Therapist if...
- Your iron-grip handshake could make Chuck Norris cry. if Chuck Norris cried. And he doesn't.
- You're combing the seashore and you find a massage in a bottle.
- Your favorite Kung Fu movie is "Flying Fists of Relaxation."
- You format your documents with pressure points.
- You get on someone's very last nerve. And that's a good thing.
- When it's "time to knuckle down," boy, do you mean it.
- Your uncle throws his back out. And you throw it back in.
- You relax more shoulders before 6 a.m. than most people do their entire lives.
- You're the strongest muscle relaxer available without a prescription.
- You let your daughter to go to the prom "on her own personal recognizance."
- You never rub people "the wrong way."
- You have a padded kitchen table. With a nose hole.
- Your voicemail is completely full - too many massages.
- You never rip open your birthday presents. You squeeze them open.
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