Paralegal Humor

You Might be a Paralegal if...

  • Your briefcase actually contains briefs.
  • You speak fluent paralegalese.
  • Your friends go sailing. You go para-sailing.
  • You’re glad your boss is “always on your case.”
  • “I’ve gotta go to court that day,” is your standard excuse for everything.
  • Your kids know they’re in for it when you say, “Please approach the bench.”
  • Your driving’s not so hot, but you can paralegal park like no other.
  • You switched from boxers to legal briefs.
  • You don’t invite people to parties. You summon them.
  • You let your daughter to go to the prom “on her own personal recognizance.”
  • Every time you’re mad, you threaten paralegal action.
  • Something’s up with your iPod. You just can’t seem to docket.
  • Thanksgiving just isn’t Thanksgiving without turkey, football, and empanelling a grand jury.
  • You refer to the Postal Service as “bail mail.”
  • Your favorite show is Boston Paralegal.

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