Pharmacy Technician Humor

You Might be a Pharmacy Technician if...

  • You can smell fexofenodine from a block away.
  • At the gym you warm up with a few brisk pill presses.
  • You refer to the family recipe as "Granny's proprietary formula."
  • You spend Valentine's Day filling "prescriptions for love."
  • At the science fair, everyone else made volcanoes. You synthesized aspirine.
  • When giving your children cough syrup, you insist on wearing a lab coat.
  • You've ever said, "Life's a bitter pill? Nitroglycerin. Now that's a bitter pill."
  • You measure your body weight in milligrams.
  • You've filled so many asthma prescriptions, you're known as "The Inhaler."
  • When life gives you lemons, you make therapeutic lemon balm.
  • When giving chewable aspirin to your kids you say, "I'm gonna need to see your ID."
  • You celebrate New Year's with a beaker of champagne.
  • Most people make daquiris in a blender. You use a magnetic stirrer.
  • You sit around the campfire singing "Old McDonald had a Pharmacy."
  • You freshen your breath with OintMint gum.
  • You take your daily vitamins via transdermal patch.

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